We have bullmastiff now

My Feet are covered with sores and marks.
My nerves are shattered from sudden barks.
My wallets empty from paying the vet,
and those Bullies are eating me into debt.

I sit down to rest in my favorite chair
and quick as a flash the Bullies are there!
They've hauled off my shoes and chewed up my pipe,
But act so damned hurt if I venture to gripe.

I rise in the morning, the new day to Greet
to find a Bullmastiff standing firm on my feet.
I trip over another as I comb my hair,
While the puppy pulls hard at my underwear.

My fresh cup of coffee is now on the rug,
Cause the bitch gave my arm a sweet playful tug.
I'd pour me another, but sure as can be
the Bullies would dump it all over me.

Please believe me people, it's damned hard to write
while my hand is still hurting from that last loving bite.
The puppy is sneaking up in my lap,
while the one on my feet is down for a nap.

So to hell with home life as it used to be,
and to hell with the quite evenings with my family,
and to hell with the money I'd spend anyhow!!!!
Who needs them all We have Bullmastiffs now.

Author Unknown

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